Office exercises to avoid sleep

 

 

I like this technique.

 

 

 

 

 

 

                      For more techniques you may refer to this blog, from where I snipped it :)

My calendar for the day

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.....
and now if that all work is only meetings then it makes him a lunatic

Points to be kept in mind while quitting

Never ever trust people at work, specially the person who benefits from you.He will be only looking for his advantage.People exploit you for their own benefit.

There is no place for friendship in office.Its professional life so let it be like that.

Dont get emotional at all.Just think how you will get benfitted from some one/thing because everyone else thinks that way.

Be careful when you send out mails because they may be used against you also.

Dont ever confirm in mails, it might be risky at times, but always get confirmations through mail only.

Being frank always helps you.Dont ever try to hide something and put a false reason which you cant defend yourself.

Before convincing some one first learn to convince yourself.

There will be many who talk softly with you as if you are their closest friend when they need some work to be done by you but when that is done they go back to their normal mode of back stabbing.They think they are ultra-cool managers.

A very important thing is get yourself clear with policies of company.This will help you always, because ignorance is suicidal in this case.

Office buddies....

The place i work is called hell by many...but for me it's heaven and all credit goes to the following people....
Check out this gang ... the lady boss and 2 guards behind her.....


Shikha ..she leads our group...whatver it may be.... going to movies...deciding what to order at the chat stall....she rags mercilessily all the freshers.....she is one person very difficult to agrue....glib talker....twice i tried to pull her leg...but inreturn got fooled..so thats when i realised no pangas with her...looks are deceptive ....again proved in this case...dont think she is very innocent...if u think so then u r decieved....


Pankaj....phir bhi dil hai rajasthani...what sid is to ice age is pankaj to our group....fun packed...if he is around then it's difficult to be serious.....we are always good friends...but when the girl from the other team comes then he becomes my
biggest enemy(vice versa)...

Next Hasi.....


Hasitha.....ha..ha..ha..sitha..very gooooood friend of mine...most silent...her presence or absence ...none realises that...and she takes advantage of this.thing....god knows if she works or dreams whole day...haha...am kidding......even if the guy next to her is dying i bet she'll not turn...but if she does then she'll see that atleast he dies in some hospital.....very generous.....she is again one person i cannot argue with...very intelligent....whenever we talk we try to find out if there is any nth meaning in that.......i spend most of my time in my office at her workplace helping her in finishing the eatables she gets from home...she is an awesome driver...i still remem the trip ..6 of us were there...and the car struggled to go uphill and we were cheering from back..."hasi u can do it..."...i held my breathe throughout the journey... while coming back..i came back by a rick...........it's well known in office that she is my financier..i still owe her huge amount...hmm see ppl out there...u can also lend me...i promise will return it for sure...this is one living example....she is heading to some onsite project(US or
UK)...Hasi wherever u go... reserve one place for me...i promise this time i wont disturb u much...

L->R Doki,myself,Pinto



Doki....an oriyan chauvinist...give him a chance to speak on some topic.....finally he'll end up talking abt orissa...what ever may be the topic....total brand boy...he is one who inspired me in buying only brand stuff........ we like playing pranks on this innocent guy...but he always forgets however we pain him...really gr8 friend....the most reliable guy ...

Pinto ...he is the closest one among all....i still remem the silly prank we played during the first few days in our TCS...ok it's like this....
His mailbox used to get spammed by all his infy friends..so he came to me and asked me to write a mail to hr@infosys.com saying all those guys from infy were spamming with obscene stuff and were wasting bandwidth and so some strict action has to
be taken on them..... i had to write all that as if i was one HR...so i changed my signature accordingly...i put my designation as HR regional head...and wrote one strong mail to that id,...with all those guys in cc... we expected a bounce back as there would be no email as hr@infosys.com..but to our surprise there was no bounce back mail...and all those guys got this mail..they called up this guy..asking him what was all that .and how can he do this......by that time we were shitting in our pants..and thats all...we then even decided to write a sorry mail ... we were so tensed..went out for break..our man had 2 fags....then decided...to put a sorry mail...thanks to our tcs mail server...we got the bounce back mail after an hour...so we were saved...totally relieved...this happened in the initial few days when we were totally jobless.. a perfect example for this idiom ' an idle man's brain is devil's workshop'. Rarely we discuss something technical...throughout the breaks we discuss abt shares,business,mba etc...he is resigning this month end....hmm now i have to search one bakra who'll listen to all my crap without cribbing.....he is heading to one good Bschool..all the best my friend.. i truly believe u'll make it big in life.


Pics Courtesy:Praveen Pinto, pics taken using Olympus (mu) 500
PS: Click on the title to see me in action, first video taken using my camcorder (Samsung SC-D353)...FYI .. On my Bday took this video...saying thanks to all my frenz who gave me the gifts...the picture quality is very bad.. will try to make better ones in future..

My daily bread and butter.....the place i relax...:)

I've managed to take some pics in my office though cams and storage devices are not allowed....

My boss gets a call and me listening to music...huh cool boss right....I'm sure he'll never check this blog...




me still listening to music...btw that ipod belongs to my boss...





teammates....i chill out a lot in office.....:)




and some more pics in office....
The purple shirt was the talk of the town.....









Courtesy:- Shikha
Pics taken using Nokia 6600

I am back!!!

Hmm this blog is after really long time..
was busy with work and studies...hmmm...
....Anurag wrote about different types of friends.....that's a good observation...hmm the other day went out with my office friends(two).....
then i bumped into two of my school friends....but i faced some sort of difficulty at that moment...i introduced them. .each other..
but some how both the groups ..they dont mix up.....so i had to just talk to my school friends leaving the office mates(frenz).
..then after some time..join my office frenz...ok this is the first time i faced this type of situation...
from now on i hope when ever i am with some frenz(like office or school or college)...
the other frenz group doesn’t appear....
..I think this should be a case with many.....as some one said....people tend to become friends if their wavelengths(thinking) matches...
but if that is the case then how come my office frenz were  unable to mix up with my school frenz..and vice versa.....
so it's just not same wavelength or frequency matters......time is also an important parameter ..the longer u hang around then u become frenz...
ok i know am just filling my crap.. ;)

Last 2 Weeks update

Hmm..2 exams got over...no tensions.. no hopes ..cos anyway the results are obvious... ok now just XAT is left...with the current form only a miracle can save....
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last sunday saw this movie "Venella"... funny movie watchable only with friends...It's about 4 guys who go to US for doing their MBA......their life style etc.. over all it's a "OK" type movie..
you can find some pics from the movie at this site Idle Brain
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One Pic..careful



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Thanx to the road widening ... my workplace got shifted in the building, now am in a secured place and can see everyone approaching my place..earlier it was open to everyone....
and this place i get chance to lech a chic in our office..so cooool..

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Ok...am not getting anything to write about...next time will put up something interesting...
I am planning to write abt few incidents which happened during my IIT life...sweeeet memories...:))

Sorry for the delay!!!

This blog is after a long time...all these days was busy with work...hmm working on this caller ring back tone .. (its similar to the hello tune in Airtel.. instead of the regular boring tring tring dial...they play a song...) My work sounds Hifi..but actually isnt.. cos it deals with data flow and crap...its boring and not worth discussing....


Am Sick with these IPOs..applied for Southern online BioTech for 1500shares...didntget any...and for one month my money was blocked...filed a complain at SEBI's website... they are supposed to give interest for the amount i kept..hmmm very bad..am planning to buy furniture this week about 20k worth..thgt if i dont get shares will put that money for that...

Yesterday our CRM team went out for a dinner...dutch party..:)...four of us.sat separately and hogged like dogs...Theres a restuarant Haras..we went there...loved 'fried ice cream' in desserts



am not getting time to watch soccer...just update myself by checking out uefa.com and espnstar.com.."WIGAN Athletic"..first time in Premeire league and is among top four ..too much...never saw them playing.. this time will defly check out..

Hmm nowadays.am studying more at office than home..thanx to pagalguy.com its one good site for catizens!!

PS: Check out the title link..

Catricks Reloaded

Yahoooo!!!...i got the tag!!!!...cool...

ok..now the tragedy...this MOCK CAT..nothing was surprise everything went as expected...My DI and Verbal..both got royal raped!!!!..this time i tried to minimise mistakes but it was at the cost of my attempts and again overall score went down....My Quant was OK....
I dont know why!! always i see the easier problems in home and not in cat centre..
People say that when preparing for CAT cut down office hours..practice a lot...

its "very difficult" man...as time goes on..your experience grows and so as ur responsiblities...

this is what i bull shit to my parents when they ask me.."y i stay so late in office...."