Monday, December 05, 2005

Reminiscence....

Hmm as i've said now am going to write abt two memorable incidents which i can never forget...(actually there are many.. will post them only on demand :)) )

Incident 1)

Characters:- Anurag ,Arvind,Myself,three others..all three of them were studious.....unlike the first three...There was one guy(research scholar "RA" ) he used to think as if he was the CEO of the lab....his job was to guide ppl in the lab.

Location:- Civil Engineering laboratory...u see cement everywhere.and huge machines..which make hell lot of noise...

Time :- 2:00pm....struggling to keep ourselves awake...we three of us were the laziest pppl..and rarely used to work in the lab...

I dont remember what experiment it was...but whatever every experiment we were supposed to do some graph...actually my job was just to trace others graphs so..dont ask me how to do...

Then... we all showed our graphs to that RA....

RA(total furious) :-" What ? you call this one a graph... I'll buy a rope from Gurunath stores..and hang myself at Gajendra circle....( those two places are landmarks at IIT madras).. You people dont know the difference between a linear graph and a semi-log graph..(ok that was the first time i ever heard of the term)..
"How did you all pass IIT JEE?? "(joint entrance exam)...(as if it's taught in KG )..
Then he even asked our grades and laughed at us... "You ppl dont deserve to be called IITians..shame on you...." the whole lab was pin drop silent.....
OK now you go to gurunath....
Anurag:- "y? to get a rope??"


Incident 2)
This happened when i was in 4th yr 2nd sem.
Characters:- 10 of us were there...all 10 of us are frenz...
Prologue:- We had this minor Financial Management..really fundoo course..but we all wasted it... The Ma'm used to teach us properly but the reason for wasting was , that was the only class where there was no attendance..so we used to bunk the class by default...This minor is for 4 semesters...i.e the last four semesters...as we had bunked 3 semesters..the 4th also i.e. the 4thyr 2nd sem...we bunked all classes...frankly speaking..not even 20 ppl attend per class...but some how at the end when the attendance compilation was done except we 10 rest all had full attendance..the class full strength was around 80..Ma'm used to pass a sheet and ask everyone to sign..and all those came gave proxies to their frenz...but we never got any...and then 2 days after the attendance compilation our names were hotlisted..rather blacklisted..and we all were warned that we'll not be allowed to write the final exam....we came to know abt this two days after that...then all 10 of us went to the class....

Ma'm (sarcastic smile):- "Hmm so finally you all came.."

she then started taking attendance to only those in the list...

She blasted the first guy..class was total silent....
...then again one more...the same result...

this time my turn....
Ma'm :- "What do you ppl think of urself??"
Ma'm :- "So how many classes do you think you have attended??".

:) (mumbling) :- "Ma'm...# $..%..."(what to say frankly speaking i attended just 2 days.)

Ma'm (loud voice) :- "You have attended 11 classes"..( :O I was totally shocked..and thanking that guy who put proxy to me...i was actually happy..but cant show off that i was happy...)

Then she gave us an assignment and warned us to attend the remaining otherwise can register the course the next year...

Thats it....I think this much is enough for now...

9 comments:

  1. Kev kev

    maaaaaams nee Fm attendance story too much ra, nuvvu 11 classes attend ayyavu anna vishayam neeku thelisina vela vishayam too much hhheeeee

    - manohar aka fish

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  2. hehe... mama i almost forgot anurag's "y? to get the rope?" dialogue ra!!! waah... still laughing...

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  3. hehe... mama i almost forgot anurag's "y? to get the rope?" dialogue ra!!! waah... still laughing...

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  4. almost fell of my chair laughing after reading this post .the "y ? get the rope" reminded me of a comedian called Srinivasan from malayalam cinema.

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  5. :)) on the first

    on the 2nd i hated those who bunked classes. there was a class when i was the only one, somehow managed to coax my best friend to attend it with me.

    oh i too used to get angry with my teachers. i would "punish" them by sitting on the last bench:))

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  6. Had a SOM(Strength of materials) prof in r 3rd sem....he even lured us by offering free tea at the 4 o'clock lecture...damn!! we even bunked that! :D nice to c u on my blog...keep visiting

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  7. Hi there !
    Thanks for your appreciation.. Ya I had been on vacation, jus got back from home.
    So, C ya around then
    :)

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  8. again good work..it really is..cos it took me back to my university..especially i enjoyed doin ma thesis work...i really had the time ov my life....n lived every moment...these kinda things happened to me n with ma friends in uni life..n u know what!teacher used to call me n my friend THE CULPRITS OV THE CLASS..lolzzzz...anywayz liked this post as well...keep it up.

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