Huh! It’s been ages I updated my blog…..facing writer’s block…some one help me to overcome that…..
I was looking at my blog felt it was so boring when out of the blue saw 2 comments... The commenter should be an enemy or a close friend of mine.
Anonymous said... commented on http://404phylenotfound.blogspot.com/2006/05/office-buddies.html
Preposterous........................creates stories out of his whims n fancies n pretends that they r true.........everything he wrote bout the office is crap n jas to impress his boss by askin them to read this blog................double talker,bak stabber......the guys he praises in this blog r the ones he used to scoff at.anyways........gr8 goin dude.
Anonymous said... commented onon http://404phylenotfound.blogspot.com/2006/03/if-youre-going-to-go-broke-go-broke.html
can this guy play anything ???....apart from politics
I guess it’s PP...But if it’s not him then….
Abbey benami account --- Agar tu ne ma ka doodh piya hai tho samne aaaaaaaaaaaaa
(There is one audible in yahoo)
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
phew!
Finished 2 yrs successfully phew!....……still 35 more to retire…
Planning to retire by 40 only (Kiyosaki’s concept)
Last few days were really bad…….as of now the only interesting thing is World Cup….
Planning to retire by 40 only (Kiyosaki’s concept)
Last few days were really bad…….as of now the only interesting thing is World Cup….
Friday, June 16, 2006
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Anil........................Some girl in danger
The title of the post is a copied idea frm the movie Baaz-a bird in danger....
Anil...a hot,casanova,smart,bon vivant...blah blah...
We always felt that we had somekind of telepathy between us..and at times he understood things without me saying anything..may be because we both share the same sunsign, moonsign and even nakshatra(star..:)
That's all one side of his character...the below is the darker side of anil...
Disclaimer:- The following views are all my own and any resemblance is purely coincidental..:))
Anil...the laziest person i ever saw...all the girls he broke up with till now is all becos of his laziness..;)
...On first notice he seems to be a saint...and can crap on any topic....of course on detailed dicsussion you'll realise the fact...
Anil... the fastest Ani'ma'l ...in our group..He has this habit of roaming along the corridor on undies.. there was one senior , i dont remem his name,who got mad becaus of our man's(divya mangala swaroopam) weird habit....
During exams our man was more efficient than a xerox machine...master copy was anurag and at times even me......
He is one big hand god.....once he was going by anurag's bike...and the bike had some problem...so anurag was struggling to fix it...our man took a lift leaving anurag in the middle of the road......
Anil's Gaffes:-
1)This happened in our 3rd yr..he was running 200m for our hostel...the start was good...and we were all cheering ...all of a sudden he slowed down with hands holding his chest....we were worried thinking some cramp in chest or some heart problem..so we all ran to the spot where he crashed...on asking what happened...he told his shin pained...we were baffled...and then he justified himself saying ...he was running so fast that to stop himself he was pushing his chest with his hands....
2)This happened when we were in 1st yr...our man put the immersion rod in the bucket full of water.
After one hour he returned and was shocked to see the water was not hot. He then shouted at me sayin i gave him a spoilt immersion rod. He left it without switching on.
Then on further investigating he said he felt the shock when he dipped his hand in water..so he thought the current was flowing therefore no need to switch on...;)....hehehe...readers our man is a civil engineer and very poor in elec stuff...he flunked the basic elec course in our first yr..;)
3) This happened again in our first year...it's a tradition in IITM ,after playin holi we go to Beasant nagar beach..play there and come back...thanks to the water problem in institute..
That day our man was wearing a two piece bikini...;)..bare foot...no sooner had we entered into water when the police arrived ..because swimming was banned at the beach(dangerous beach)...there was one reporter with video camera...our man saw that and ran to that place to get himshelf shoot by the camera...
..hehe hardly he reached there, a policeman chased him with a latthi and our man ran back with the same pace...
OK the following is to ANIL
Anil....gurthuku vasthunnayi.....
I still remem the day when u rammed into me with my cycle later told the brakes failed
I still remem the day i was kicked out of the class by ur fav Rammorthy all becos of u
I still remem when u copied from me and put an 'A' and i put a 'C'...
I still remem the kiss on dance floor...infamously termed as kiss of death
I still remem the time when i was kicked out of mooon lab by the security all becos of u..
I still remem the night when u stripped me in corridor...
I still remem when u tripped me down in front of the goal..when i was shooting a goal...
I still remem when u made me ride cycle from hostel to besant nagar beach ..
Huh!...i'll put an end to this blasphemy...
Anil...a hot,casanova,smart,bon vivant...blah blah...
We always felt that we had somekind of telepathy between us..and at times he understood things without me saying anything..may be because we both share the same sunsign, moonsign and even nakshatra(star..:)
That's all one side of his character...the below is the darker side of anil...
Disclaimer:- The following views are all my own and any resemblance is purely coincidental..:))
Anil...the laziest person i ever saw...all the girls he broke up with till now is all becos of his laziness..;)
...On first notice he seems to be a saint...and can crap on any topic....of course on detailed dicsussion you'll realise the fact...
Anil... the fastest Ani'ma'l ...in our group..He has this habit of roaming along the corridor on undies.. there was one senior , i dont remem his name,who got mad becaus of our man's(divya mangala swaroopam) weird habit....
During exams our man was more efficient than a xerox machine...master copy was anurag and at times even me......
He is one big hand god.....once he was going by anurag's bike...and the bike had some problem...so anurag was struggling to fix it...our man took a lift leaving anurag in the middle of the road......
Anil's Gaffes:-
1)This happened in our 3rd yr..he was running 200m for our hostel...the start was good...and we were all cheering ...all of a sudden he slowed down with hands holding his chest....we were worried thinking some cramp in chest or some heart problem..so we all ran to the spot where he crashed...on asking what happened...he told his shin pained...we were baffled...and then he justified himself saying ...he was running so fast that to stop himself he was pushing his chest with his hands....
2)This happened when we were in 1st yr...our man put the immersion rod in the bucket full of water.
After one hour he returned and was shocked to see the water was not hot. He then shouted at me sayin i gave him a spoilt immersion rod. He left it without switching on.
Then on further investigating he said he felt the shock when he dipped his hand in water..so he thought the current was flowing therefore no need to switch on...;)....hehehe...readers our man is a civil engineer and very poor in elec stuff...he flunked the basic elec course in our first yr..;)
3) This happened again in our first year...it's a tradition in IITM ,after playin holi we go to Beasant nagar beach..play there and come back...thanks to the water problem in institute..
That day our man was wearing a two piece bikini...;)..bare foot...no sooner had we entered into water when the police arrived ..because swimming was banned at the beach(dangerous beach)...there was one reporter with video camera...our man saw that and ran to that place to get himshelf shoot by the camera...
..hehe hardly he reached there, a policeman chased him with a latthi and our man ran back with the same pace...
OK the following is to ANIL
Anil....gurthuku vasthunnayi.....
I still remem the day when u rammed into me with my cycle later told the brakes failed
I still remem the day i was kicked out of the class by ur fav Rammorthy all becos of u
I still remem when u copied from me and put an 'A' and i put a 'C'...
I still remem the kiss on dance floor...infamously termed as kiss of death
I still remem the time when i was kicked out of mooon lab by the security all becos of u..
I still remem the night when u stripped me in corridor...
I still remem when u tripped me down in front of the goal..when i was shooting a goal...
I still remem when u made me ride cycle from hostel to besant nagar beach ..
Huh!...i'll put an end to this blasphemy...
Friday, May 19, 2006
A bad week...
Really sad….Arsenal lost badly….and then Markets in bloodbath...almost everyday sensex crashed……Am taking a time out now…
First time in my life my portfolio showed losses….
My fingers crossed now…hoping something better in the coming week.
oflate am getting depressed even for silly things....i feel as if am one loner...totally lost everything...:((....
My experiments with the new handycam(Samsung SC-D353) ..
1)Me flaunting my arsenal jersey gifted by Anil...
2)crying for no reason...
First time in my life my portfolio showed losses….
My fingers crossed now…hoping something better in the coming week.
oflate am getting depressed even for silly things....i feel as if am one loner...totally lost everything...:((....
My experiments with the new handycam(Samsung SC-D353) ..
1)Me flaunting my arsenal jersey gifted by Anil...
2)crying for no reason...
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Friday, May 05, 2006
Office buddies....
The place i work is called hell by many...but for me it's heaven and all credit goes to the following people....
Check out this gang ... the lady boss and 2 guards behind her.....
Shikha ..she leads our group...whatver it may be.... going to movies...deciding what to order at the chat stall....she rags mercilessily all the freshers.....she is one person very difficult to agrue....glib talker....twice i tried to pull her leg...but inreturn got fooled..so thats when i realised no pangas with her...looks are deceptive ....again proved in this case...dont think she is very innocent...if u think so then u r decieved....
Pankaj....phir bhi dil hai rajasthani...what sid is to ice age is pankaj to our group....fun packed...if he is around then it's difficult to be serious.....we are always good friends...but when the girl from the other team comes then he becomes my
biggest enemy(vice versa)...
Next Hasi.....
Hasitha.....ha..ha..ha..sitha..very gooooood friend of mine...most silent...her presence or absence ...none realises that...and she takes advantage of this.thing....god knows if she works or dreams whole day...haha...am kidding......even if the guy next to her is dying i bet she'll not turn...but if she does then she'll see that atleast he dies in some hospital.....very generous.....she is again one person i cannot argue with...very intelligent....whenever we talk we try to find out if there is any nth meaning in that.......i spend most of my time in my office at her workplace helping her in finishing the eatables she gets from home...she is an awesome driver...i still remem the trip ..6 of us were there...and the car struggled to go uphill and we were cheering from back..."hasi u can do it..."...i held my breathe throughout the journey... while coming back..i came back by a rick...........it's well known in office that she is my financier..i still owe her huge amount...hmm see ppl out there...u can also lend me...i promise will return it for sure...this is one living example....she is heading to some onsite project(US or
UK)...Hasi wherever u go... reserve one place for me...i promise this time i wont disturb u much...
L->R Doki,myself,Pinto
Doki....an oriyan chauvinist...give him a chance to speak on some topic.....finally he'll end up talking abt orissa...what ever may be the topic....total brand boy...he is one who inspired me in buying only brand stuff........ we like playing pranks on this innocent guy...but he always forgets however we pain him...really gr8 friend....the most reliable guy ...
Pinto ...he is the closest one among all....i still remem the silly prank we played during the first few days in our TCS...ok it's like this....
His mailbox used to get spammed by all his infy friends..so he came to me and asked me to write a mail to hr@infosys.com saying all those guys from infy were spamming with obscene stuff and were wasting bandwidth and so some strict action has to
be taken on them..... i had to write all that as if i was one HR...so i changed my signature accordingly...i put my designation as HR regional head...and wrote one strong mail to that id,...with all those guys in cc... we expected a bounce back as there would be no email as hr@infosys.com..but to our surprise there was no bounce back mail...and all those guys got this mail..they called up this guy..asking him what was all that .and how can he do this......by that time we were shitting in our pants..and thats all...we then even decided to write a sorry mail ... we were so tensed..went out for break..our man had 2 fags....then decided...to put a sorry mail...thanks to our tcs mail server...we got the bounce back mail after an hour...so we were saved...totally relieved...this happened in the initial few days when we were totally jobless.. a perfect example for this idiom ' an idle man's brain is devil's workshop'. Rarely we discuss something technical...throughout the breaks we discuss abt shares,business,mba etc...he is resigning this month end....hmm now i have to search one bakra who'll listen to all my crap without cribbing.....he is heading to one good Bschool..all the best my friend.. i truly believe u'll make it big in life.
Pics Courtesy:Praveen Pinto, pics taken using Olympus (mu) 500
PS: Click on the title to see me in action, first video taken using my camcorder (Samsung SC-D353)...FYI .. On my Bday took this video...saying thanks to all my frenz who gave me the gifts...the picture quality is very bad.. will try to make better ones in future..
Check out this gang ... the lady boss and 2 guards behind her.....
Shikha ..she leads our group...whatver it may be.... going to movies...deciding what to order at the chat stall....she rags mercilessily all the freshers.....she is one person very difficult to agrue....glib talker....twice i tried to pull her leg...but inreturn got fooled..so thats when i realised no pangas with her...looks are deceptive ....again proved in this case...dont think she is very innocent...if u think so then u r decieved....
Pankaj....phir bhi dil hai rajasthani...what sid is to ice age is pankaj to our group....fun packed...if he is around then it's difficult to be serious.....we are always good friends...but when the girl from the other team comes then he becomes my
biggest enemy(vice versa)...
Next Hasi.....
Hasitha.....ha..ha..ha..sitha..very gooooood friend of mine...most silent...her presence or absence ...none realises that...and she takes advantage of this.thing....god knows if she works or dreams whole day...haha...am kidding......even if the guy next to her is dying i bet she'll not turn...but if she does then she'll see that atleast he dies in some hospital.....very generous.....she is again one person i cannot argue with...very intelligent....whenever we talk we try to find out if there is any nth meaning in that.......i spend most of my time in my office at her workplace helping her in finishing the eatables she gets from home...she is an awesome driver...i still remem the trip ..6 of us were there...and the car struggled to go uphill and we were cheering from back..."hasi u can do it..."...i held my breathe throughout the journey... while coming back..i came back by a rick...........it's well known in office that she is my financier..i still owe her huge amount...hmm see ppl out there...u can also lend me...i promise will return it for sure...this is one living example....she is heading to some onsite project(US or
UK)...Hasi wherever u go... reserve one place for me...i promise this time i wont disturb u much...
L->R Doki,myself,Pinto
Doki....an oriyan chauvinist...give him a chance to speak on some topic.....finally he'll end up talking abt orissa...what ever may be the topic....total brand boy...he is one who inspired me in buying only brand stuff........ we like playing pranks on this innocent guy...but he always forgets however we pain him...really gr8 friend....the most reliable guy ...
Pinto ...he is the closest one among all....i still remem the silly prank we played during the first few days in our TCS...ok it's like this....
His mailbox used to get spammed by all his infy friends..so he came to me and asked me to write a mail to hr@infosys.com saying all those guys from infy were spamming with obscene stuff and were wasting bandwidth and so some strict action has to
be taken on them..... i had to write all that as if i was one HR...so i changed my signature accordingly...i put my designation as HR regional head...and wrote one strong mail to that id,...with all those guys in cc... we expected a bounce back as there would be no email as hr@infosys.com..but to our surprise there was no bounce back mail...and all those guys got this mail..they called up this guy..asking him what was all that .and how can he do this......by that time we were shitting in our pants..and thats all...we then even decided to write a sorry mail ... we were so tensed..went out for break..our man had 2 fags....then decided...to put a sorry mail...thanks to our tcs mail server...we got the bounce back mail after an hour...so we were saved...totally relieved...this happened in the initial few days when we were totally jobless.. a perfect example for this idiom ' an idle man's brain is devil's workshop'. Rarely we discuss something technical...throughout the breaks we discuss abt shares,business,mba etc...he is resigning this month end....hmm now i have to search one bakra who'll listen to all my crap without cribbing.....he is heading to one good Bschool..all the best my friend.. i truly believe u'll make it big in life.
Pics Courtesy:Praveen Pinto, pics taken using Olympus (mu) 500
PS: Click on the title to see me in action, first video taken using my camcorder (Samsung SC-D353)...FYI .. On my Bday took this video...saying thanks to all my frenz who gave me the gifts...the picture quality is very bad.. will try to make better ones in future..
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