Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Anil........................Some girl in danger

The title of the post is a copied idea frm the movie Baaz-a bird in danger....
Anil...a hot,casanova,smart,bon vivant...blah blah...
We always felt that we had somekind of telepathy between us..and at times he understood things without me saying anything..may be because we both share the same sunsign, moonsign and even nakshatra(star..:)
That's all one side of his character...the below is the darker side of anil...
Disclaimer:- The following views are all my own and any resemblance is purely coincidental..:))
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Anil...the laziest person i ever saw...all the girls he broke up with till now is all becos of his laziness..;)
...On first notice he seems to be a saint...and can crap on any topic....of course on detailed dicsussion you'll realise the fact...
Anil... the fastest Ani'ma'l ...in our group..He has this habit of roaming along the corridor on undies.. there was one senior , i dont remem his name,who got mad becaus of our man's(divya mangala swaroopam) weird habit....
During exams our man was more efficient than a xerox machine...master copy was anurag and at times even me......
He is one big hand god.....once he was going by anurag's bike...and the bike had some problem...so anurag was struggling to fix it...our man took a lift leaving anurag in the middle of the road......
Anil's Gaffes:-

1)This happened in our 3rd yr..he was running 200m for our hostel...the start was good...and we were all cheering ...all of a sudden he slowed down with hands holding his chest....we were worried thinking some cramp in chest or some heart problem..so we all ran to the spot where he crashed...on asking what happened...he told his shin pained...we were baffled...and then he justified himself saying ...he was running so fast that to stop himself he was pushing his chest with his hands....

2)This happened when we were in 1st yr...our man put the immersion rod in the bucket full of water.
After one hour he returned and was shocked to see the water was not hot. He then shouted at me sayin i gave him a spoilt immersion rod. He left it without switching on.
Then on further investigating he said he felt the shock when he dipped his hand in water..so he thought the current was flowing therefore no need to switch on...;)....hehehe...readers our man is a civil engineer and very poor in elec stuff...he flunked the basic elec course in our first yr..;)

3) This happened again in our first year...it's a tradition in IITM ,after playin holi we go to Beasant nagar beach..play there and come back...thanks to the water problem in institute..

That day our man was wearing a two piece bikini...;)..bare foot...no sooner had we entered into water when the police arrived ..because swimming was banned at the beach(dangerous beach)...there was one reporter with video camera...our man saw that and ran to that place to get himshelf shoot by the camera...
..hehe hardly he reached there, a policeman chased him with a latthi and our man ran back with the same pace...

OK the following is to ANIL

Anil....gurthuku vasthunnayi.....
I still remem the day when u rammed into me with my cycle later told the brakes failed
I still remem the day i was kicked out of the class by ur fav Rammorthy all becos of u
I still remem when u copied from me and put an 'A' and i put a 'C'...
I still remem the kiss on dance floor...infamously termed as kiss of death
I still remem the time when i was kicked out of mooon lab by the security all becos of u..
I still remem the night when u stripped me in corridor...
I still remem when u tripped me down in front of the goal..when i was shooting a goal...
I still remem when u made me ride cycle from hostel to besant nagar beach ..
Huh!...i'll put an end to this blasphemy...

8 comments:

  1. all fart i didnt do anything..this banthi is lying..i never stripped u or tripped u..me n anurag just pained the crap out of u once in our wing haha Kama god ani thats all...naa foto pettala raa...adi kooda aa vintha foto

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  2. banthi...too much post...hahahaha.. cant stop laughing...
    u forgot a few things!!
    1) his reason for not playing a schroeter match against jam.. i have to prepare for CAT!! hahaha....
    2) his memento expressions... hahaha. over how he put the immersion rods in different bathrooms!
    3) his reason for quitting speaking in "telugu"!..some babe was shocked that he was giving gaalis in HINDI!!! behenchod.. maaikoede..and lawde ka baal.. if i remember right!!etc etc. long line of reasoning.. me kee and megs could not stop laughing that night in Mani's :))))
    4) his amazing love letter to sam.. here goes a small piece.. u send my fucking balls into a frenzy.. sam o sam.. i really love you.!!!!
    5) what abt calling someone a tigress in bed!! controversial fucker!! :))))
    6) and his reasons for quitting as gen-sec :)))))) maaki...dog re u are!!
    i can go on and on..but dont want to make this longer than ur post!! :)))
    Let's make this day.. The 6th of June.. Anil Day and celebrate it every year..by revealing his dark deeds :)))))
    nice post banthi..
    @anil..mofu... ill never forgive u for ditching me that night!! maakioede!!

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  3. hahahahahahaha.....Anurag....wow..thats better than my post.:)..shit i totally forgot abt anil's short term memory loss...of which i used to take advantage...:)
    i forgot one more thing...he ruined sai kri's life by introducin cig,booze and drugs to him...paapam sai was a saint before...

    @Anil...the dark side of urs right..so understand...i think the pic is apt...

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  4. hahahahhahha!!!!!! too much post ra banthi!!! awesome, and so true...

    anil munda, u were the reason i got spoilt!!!! and i still remember those dreams u had abt me... anni gurthunnayi ra... and i agree with anurag, lets make this day anil's day, rape the shit outta him on this day every year... of course, that shudnt stop us frm raping him all yr round either!

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  5. fuker anurag..i played the game against jam...and it was the only game i think i played well, so plss dont take that away from me!!...rest other things i dont want to comment in public, too controversial to justify them here hahahaha...nee amma naa short term memory loss..banthi took soo much faida out of it..bitch he is...and saikri only wanted to smoke..he said i wanna wanna..

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  6. @i agree u played.. i never said u didnt.. i just said..that was the reason u gave :))))

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  7. haha..great one nobs..oh and to add to the list the fukker was my room mate in first year and we had to change our lock 7 times cause he broke the door open 7 times cause he lost the fukkin key 7 times and of course he never paid ONCE for the 7 locks....

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  8. this is kranthi..

    pichha na koduku anil gadu. please dont forget this. anil gadi keerti gadi stories. manodu vadi snaanam chesetapudu juttu tadava kudadani idichina underwear tho talani kappukoni snanam chesadu.. yaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... grocaaaaaaaaaa

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