Self - realisation

I need to visit a shrink….

Anil........................Some girl in danger

The title of the post is a copied idea frm the movie Baaz-a bird in danger....
Anil...a hot,casanova,smart,bon vivant...blah blah...
We always felt that we had somekind of telepathy between us..and at times he understood things without me saying anything..may be because we both share the same sunsign, moonsign and even nakshatra(star..:)
That's all one side of his character...the below is the darker side of anil...
Disclaimer:- The following views are all my own and any resemblance is purely coincidental..:))

Anil...the laziest person i ever saw...all the girls he broke up with till now is all becos of his laziness..;)
...On first notice he seems to be a saint...and can crap on any topic....of course on detailed dicsussion you'll realise the fact...
Anil... the fastest Ani'ma'l ...in our group..He has this habit of roaming along the corridor on undies.. there was one senior , i dont remem his name,who got mad becaus of our man's(divya mangala swaroopam) weird habit....
During exams our man was more efficient than a xerox machine...master copy was anurag and at times even me......
He is one big hand god.....once he was going by anurag's bike...and the bike had some problem...so anurag was struggling to fix it...our man took a lift leaving anurag in the middle of the road......
Anil's Gaffes:-

1)This happened in our 3rd yr..he was running 200m for our hostel...the start was good...and we were all cheering ...all of a sudden he slowed down with hands holding his chest....we were worried thinking some cramp in chest or some heart problem..so we all ran to the spot where he crashed...on asking what happened...he told his shin pained...we were baffled...and then he justified himself saying ...he was running so fast that to stop himself he was pushing his chest with his hands....

2)This happened when we were in 1st yr...our man put the immersion rod in the bucket full of water.
After one hour he returned and was shocked to see the water was not hot. He then shouted at me sayin i gave him a spoilt immersion rod. He left it without switching on.
Then on further investigating he said he felt the shock when he dipped his hand in water..so he thought the current was flowing therefore no need to switch on...;)....hehehe...readers our man is a civil engineer and very poor in elec stuff...he flunked the basic elec course in our first yr..;)

3) This happened again in our first year...it's a tradition in IITM ,after playin holi we go to Beasant nagar beach..play there and come back...thanks to the water problem in institute..

That day our man was wearing a two piece bikini...;)..bare foot...no sooner had we entered into water when the police arrived ..because swimming was banned at the beach(dangerous beach)...there was one reporter with video camera...our man saw that and ran to that place to get himshelf shoot by the camera...
..hehe hardly he reached there, a policeman chased him with a latthi and our man ran back with the same pace...

OK the following is to ANIL

Anil....gurthuku vasthunnayi.....
I still remem the day when u rammed into me with my cycle later told the brakes failed
I still remem the day i was kicked out of the class by ur fav Rammorthy all becos of u
I still remem when u copied from me and put an 'A' and i put a 'C'...
I still remem the kiss on dance floor...infamously termed as kiss of death
I still remem the time when i was kicked out of mooon lab by the security all becos of u..
I still remem the night when u stripped me in corridor...
I still remem when u tripped me down in front of the goal..when i was shooting a goal...
I still remem when u made me ride cycle from hostel to besant nagar beach ..
Huh!...i'll put an end to this blasphemy...